We swear we thought we’d seen it all. Every possible tie into the mortgage meltdown — lumber sales slowing, Home Depot and Lowe’s seeing profits dip, paper sales off. You know, the standard items tied to housing. But now we’ve seen it all. Because we found Rescue Rick. Leave it to our chum RR to tie the mortgage mess to a need for better lawn safety. Yes, lawn safety. His bottom line:

Think before you invest. It hurts. Think before you cut. It hurts.