Amy Winehouse and the mortgage funk

Seen circulating around mortgage trading desks today — set to Amy Winehouse’s “Rehab:” They want to make me try to refi, but the Bank said – No-No-No! Documents I lack, but once my LTV comes back. You will know-know-know. I haven’t paid on time, but the Treasury thinks I’m fine. They want to make me try to and refi, but the Bank said – No-No-No! I’ve got a 7% FHA, ain’t paid it in 90 days Cause there’s nothing, nothing the bank can do… to reach me Unless they come take my keys…away!

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