This crossed my desk this morning, from a trader at JPM -- those of you in the secondary markets know well who this is from, but I thought I'd share.
Make sure to sing in your best "Free Fallin'" impersonation, a la Tom Petty!
There's no good bid, my 401k lost a comma.
Help me Jesus, Greece and Portugal too!
Hit another back bid, feels like I got kicked in the pelvis
But I throw parties - at the Central Park Zoo.
It's been a long day, just downed my fifth Stoli
Cause there's a freeway runnin' through my P&L
He hit the wrong key, blame it on Cinco de Mayo
My dreams of a 2 by 3... are falling apart!
My P+L is Freeeee! Free Fallin!