Seen circulating around MBS trading desks today... you've got to sing in the key of the Eagles 'Take it Easy':
Well I'm runnin out of road, tryin' to buy a boat load
I've got a trillion govvies on-my-mind
Four that some bank sold me, two are interest only,
and one that I've owned since '09.
Keep on easin! Keep on easin!
Don't let the fear of inflation drive you crazy
Buy 'em up while you still can, don't even try to counter Uncle Sam
Just hit my bid or you'll be canned, and don't get queasy