Amy Winehouse and the mortgage funk
By: PAUL JACKSON
May 21, 2009 3:56 PM CST
Seen circulating around mortgage trading desks today — set to Amy Winehouse’s “Rehab:”
They want to make me try to refi,
but the Bank said - No-No-No!
Documents I lack,
but once my LTV comes back.
You will know-know-know.
I haven’t paid on time,
but the Treasury thinks I’m fine.
They want to make me try to and refi,
but the Bank said - No-No-No!
I’ve got a 7% FHA,
ain’t paid it in 90 days
Cause there’s nothing, nothing the bank can do… to reach me
Unless they come take my keys…away!
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