Amy Winehouse and the mortgage funk

Posted by Paul Jackson on 5/21/09 at 2:56pm

Seen circulating around mortgage trading desks today -- set to Amy Winehouse's "Rehab:"

They want to make me try to refi,
but the Bank said - No-No-No!
Documents I lack,
but once my LTV comes back.
You will know-know-know.
I haven't paid on time,
but the Treasury thinks I'm fine.
They want to make me try to and refi,
but the Bank said - No-No-No!
I've got a 7% FHA,
ain't paid it in 90 days
Cause there's nothing, nothing the bank can do... to reach me
Unless they come take my keys...away!