Heart Attack Ack Ack Ack Ack
By: PAUL JACKSON
February 26, 2009 1:36 PM CST
The below is set to Billy Joel’s ‘Moving Out,’ and has been making the rounds through trading desks today. Enjoy:
Anthony worked in a grocery store.
Took out 600K with an Alt-A.
Sherrif Leone left a note on the door
It said, “Sonny - you better pay up in a hurry.”
If Payin your mortgage can give you a heart attack ack ack ack ack!
Then you need a loan right now.
Who needs a 5/1 out in Hackensack?
Get 5% fixed with no money.
And it seems like a waste of time, but payin your mortgage is what its all about!
Obama, Give me a mod or I’m….movin out.
Mmmm, I’m movin’ out. Ooh-hoo, uh-huh,mmmm
Sergy O’Leary used to work down on Wall Street.
Now at nite he’s a part-time bartender.
He ran an allocation desk down on Sullivan Street,
and entertained like a real big spender.
He refi’d his house to buy a cadillac ac ac ac ac ac!
He needs a loan right now
If he cant get a mod to put him in the black
at least he’ll still has his suspenders.
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