Heart Attack Ack Ack Ack Ack

Posted by Paul Jackson on 2/26/09 at 1:36pm

The below is set to Billy Joel's 'Moving Out,' and has been making the rounds through trading desks today. Enjoy:

Anthony worked in a grocery store.
Took out 600K with an Alt-A.
Sherrif Leone left a note on the door
It said, "Sonny - you better pay up in a hurry."
If Payin your mortgage can give you a heart attack ack ack ack ack!
Then you need a loan right now.
Who needs a 5/1 out in Hackensack?
Get 5% fixed with no money.

And it seems like a waste of time, but payin your mortgage is what its all about!
Obama, Give me a mod or I'm....movin out.
Mmmm, I'm movin' out. Ooh-hoo, uh-huh,mmmm

Sergy O'Leary used to work down on Wall Street.
Now at nite he's a part-time bartender.
He ran an allocation desk down on Sullivan Street,
and entertained like a real big spender.
He refi'd his house to buy a cadillac ac ac ac ac ac!
He needs a loan right now
If he cant get a mod to put him in the black
at least he'll still has his suspenders.